THE APRIL LIST 2007

STATUTORY WARNING!!!!!!!

This poem is not meant for people with a serious bent of mind. If this hurts anybody’s sentiments: YOU DON’T KNOW US..WE DON’T KNOW YOU.

Do not blame us for our AUDACITY cos this is the COMPARATIVE LITERATURE DEPARTMENTAL TRADITION!!!!!

HARK!!! Here comes the UG-1 with their APRIL LIST.

The UG-1 make their grand entry,

Seeing them tremble the sentry,

The mobile phone rings,

And the professors in the HOD’s office shriek,

Look out,here come the

UG-1 on fortune’s wings.

Flamboyant,trendy and uber cool,

Look how they make their profs drool

Missing classes and upto tricks,

And then there is Varun,

Our very own Jimmy Hendrix.

Always upto mischief and unlimited fun

But when it comes to marks ,they are bang on!!!

So intimidated are we by S.M

That we dare not cause mayhem.

Call him when he is teaching something new

His sonorous voice greets you,

“SORRY, I AM IN A CLASS,I CANT TAKE YOUR CALL.”

Introducing us to the Sapphic world bold

S.C ma’am as sweet as saccharine sold.

“NEXT THING I AM GOING TO TEACH

IS LESABIANS AND GAYS,

HIDE UNDER THE BED IF YOU MAY.”

S.D.G,the dentist’s delight,

Is the coolest professor we can sight.

His t-shirts are one of it’s kinds,

Elephant butts and beer bottles

That no one would mind.

Exuding sharpness that is so ICy,

Makes the drab Rostam & Sohrab sound so spICy.

Quick on the uptake,with nothing missing her I(eye),

She is always on a all time high.

Months turn into a year

And it’s time for the new first years to appear

Look out for we proclaim

We are what we are and we’ll never change

So be ware and sit tight

Cos it will be yet another bumpy ride.

We might become the new UG-2

But wait, we are not done yet

We are and we will remain the ECCENTRIC FEW!!!!

-The UG-1

2006-2007

N.B we are still wondering why this called the APRIL LIST…and why the month of APRIL has been chosen for such a list!!!