THE APRIL LIST 2007
STATUTORY WARNING!!!!!!!
This poem is not meant for people with a serious bent of mind. If this hurts anybody’s sentiments: YOU DON’T KNOW US..WE DON’T KNOW YOU.
Do not blame us for our AUDACITY cos this is the COMPARATIVE LITERATURE DEPARTMENTAL TRADITION!!!!!
HARK!!! Here comes the UG-1 with their APRIL LIST.
The UG-1 make their grand entry,
Seeing them tremble the sentry,
The mobile phone rings,
And the professors in the HOD’s office shriek,
Look out,here come the
UG-1 on fortune’s wings.
Flamboyant,trendy and uber cool,
Look how they make their profs drool
Missing classes and upto tricks,
And then there is Varun,
Our very own Jimmy Hendrix.
Always upto mischief and unlimited fun
But when it comes to marks ,they are bang on!!!
So intimidated are we by S.M
That we dare not cause mayhem.
Call him when he is teaching something new
His sonorous voice greets you,
“SORRY, I AM IN A CLASS,I CANT TAKE YOUR CALL.”
Introducing us to the Sapphic world bold
S.C ma’am as sweet as saccharine sold.
“NEXT THING I AM GOING TO TEACH
IS LESABIANS AND GAYS,
HIDE UNDER THE BED IF YOU MAY.”
S.D.G,the dentist’s delight,
Is the coolest professor we can sight.
His t-shirts are one of it’s kinds,
Elephant butts and beer bottles
That no one would mind.
Exuding sharpness that is so ICy,
Makes the drab Rostam & Sohrab sound so spICy.
Quick on the uptake,with nothing missing her I(eye),
She is always on a all time high.
Months turn into a year
And it’s time for the new first years to appear
Look out for we proclaim
We are what we are and we’ll never change
So be ware and sit tight
Cos it will be yet another bumpy ride.
We might become the new UG-2
But wait, we are not done yet
We are and we will remain the ECCENTRIC FEW!!!!
-The UG-1
2006-2007
N.B we are still wondering why this called the APRIL LIST…and why the month of APRIL has been chosen for such a list!!!
8 Comments:
okay so where are the roses and the brickbats????
hehhe no brickbats i am sure...just roses...people dare not take a panga with us...lol!:d
oh just for the readers whodont know we are gonna follow this up with our own invention
The MAY list
for all those who could not be included in this list
irreverent, iconoclastic, liberty
htto://telamamaria.blogspot.com
thank
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Don't know why it's called the April list? That's because April is the cruelest month :). Okay, actually, the name came up because April happened to be the month when UG-I classes were dissolved. And by this time you got a fair idea of your department and professors to reflect on them in a funny way. And the best date for that was 1st April. The official day for casting practical jokes and fooling people. April list is observed in the literature departments only, I think. I wonder why others don't indulge in this fun.
Why do the proffessors DROOL? Ew.
u dont understabd do u opaline...this is supposed to be a sarcastic/ april list kind of a poem
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